FW would like to proudly introduce our first Feature Format, “Meals I’d Like to Flaunt,” or the MILF Files. The MILF files is a Fowl Words Feature of past meals that have been particularly enjoyable and really deserve to be flaunted. (insert something funny here)
MILF FAQ (Future asked questions)
Q: Is the MILF files a restaurant review?
A: No, Fowl Words does not endorse such sociopathic behavior.
Q: Doesn’t Milf Already stand for something else?
A: Get your mind out of the gutter.
Q: Can we submit our own MILF’s?
A: Yes, submit them to Yardbird@fowl-word.com. There is no guarantee that they will be used, but why not throw your chicken hat into the chicken ring?
Q: What is the average speed of an unladen swallow?
A: African or European?
Q: Couldn’t you call this something else?
Q: Will these all be about fried chicken?
Q: Are you always hungry for fried chicken?
A: Yes, hungry like the wolf.
Stay tuned for the first official MILF coming soon….